Philosophy is bug-jery.
Also sprach Deleuze. He said he love to take another philosopher from behind, and let them give birth to a demonic child of their own. However, as Zizek has observed, Deleuze had never had such an affair with Hegel. Why is that? Zizek argues that, it's because their philosophical genes are too close, as if there is an incest taboo. Why are they close? Because dialectics is a methodology of forever self-bug-jery!